Chicago's Award-Winning Bistro that Doesn't Exist:
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Fact Sheet: The Chicago Bell Garden & Algorithmic Failure
When JD Miller spent an afternoon building an instagram page for his condo's tiny balcony, he never expecteded an algorithm would mistake it for a real restaurant - or that vendors would fall over themselves, trying to earn his business.
As a tech executive in private equity who also holds a PhD in social networking, he conducted an investigation into how AI and algorithmic errors can be tricked into creating false social proof. He shared his findings at TEDxNormal in a talk called "Reclaiming Our Humanity in the Age of the Algorithm," and has partnered with Spiceology to collect other stories of "how AI got it wrong" in a competition at AISalesFail.com
The "Bistro"
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Name: The Chicago Bell Garden
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Location: A second floor balcony overlooking power lines and trash cans in a North Side alley.
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Capacity: Four cramped chairs and one mini-grill
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Total Meals Served: Zero.
Social Media:
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Instagram: @ChiBellGarden
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Facebook: @ChiBellGarden
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Web: ChiBellGarden.com
What Happened Next
When JD posted a glamor shot of a bacon-and-cheese-slathered burger made with plant-based meat, it got four comments and four likes. But he fielded phone calls from other meat vendors who wanted to win his business, and his doorstep was soon full of other loot:
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A case of vegan cookies
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Five pounds of Kim Chi
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120 pounds (sterling) of Spiceology steak rub
It also drew the attention of an automated bot that creates restaurant recommendations. After a brief instagram exchange, JD learned his garden had been "Recommended" by Restaurant Guru - ranking 11 spots behind the nearby Shake Shack in Wrigleville, but 14 spots ahead of Lakeview's Pizzeria Uno, and 15 spots ahead of Home Run Inn Pizzeria.
Later, the Chicago Excellence in Gardening Awards saw his facebook page, sent a real judge to see the new-and-improved Bell Garden at his new home, and recognized it as an Excellent Residential Garden in 2023.
Video Assets
The TEDx Talk: "Reclaiming Our Humanity in the Age of the Algorithm"
A Walkthrough of the Original Chicago Bell Garden Location
that AI got Confused About
A Walkthrough of the New, Expanded ChiBell Garden
At My New Home
B-Roll of the Chicago Bell Garden Flag Fluttering
Dinner With Friends We Called "Tapas Tuesdays" at the Chicago Bell Garden
After a meal, friends love ringing the gong hanging in the garden.
The Post That Started It All
The Loot

A video of JD Miller talking about kimchi and steak rub
JD with some steak rub samples from London
Awards
I received an email from Restaurant Guru that said we were a "recommended restaurant in Chicago" - and if I'd print the award, take a photo of it in my restaurant, and tag them in an instagram post, I'd potentially climb the rankings.
I did, and now outrank Home Run Inn Pizza by 15 spots - even though no critic ever visited my garden!
The Chicago Excellence in Gardening Awards
was a real competition. A Master Gardner inspected our garden, and we were awarded a Residential Gardening award in 2023.
JD Miller Receives the 2023 Award for Residential Gardens at the Chicago Excellence in Gardening Awards.
About JD Miller
With a PhD in Organizational Communication, JD MIller spent the late 90s tracking how ideas spread through online social networks. He went on to have a decades-long career as a sales and marketing leader in private equity-backed companies, and currently serves as CRO-in-Residence for Rothschild & Co.
Leading at the intersection of business, technology, and humanity, JD is the author of hte bestselling books The AI Handbook for Sales Professionals and The CRO's Guide to Winning in Private Equity.
His recent TEDx Talk, "Reclaiming Our Humanity in the Age of the Algorithm" uses the absurd sucess of the non-existent "Chicago Bell Garden" Bistro to expose the dangerous tradeoff of veracity for velocity in modern social media feeds.
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Web: jdmillerphd.com
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LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/jdmillerphd
